blowjob

A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

替警察吹吹喇叭会使女人逃过超速罚单。

Today, I inadvertently talked my girlfriend out of giving me a blowjob for my birthday. FML.

今天，我无意中说漏了女友在我生日的时候给我口活作为礼物的事。FML。

And I'm sorry about the delivery guy. I had no idea what that must have been like for you... until I walked in on Stanford getting a blowjob from Marcus.

快递员的事我很抱歉，我一直无法想像你的感受……直到我撞见马可斯帮史丹佛口交

A lot of men are totally blunt, and will say 'I like bigger tits than you've got', or 'How much for a blowjob? '

许多男人简直粗鲁到家了，他们会说‘我喜欢比你咪咪大的妞’，或‘来个口交要多少钱？’

To most people, that's downright cheeky: like a man getting a blowjob from your spouse while asking you to make him a cup of tea.

对大多数人而言，这是彻头彻尾的厚颜无耻：就像是，有个家伙让你家那位给他吹喇叭，同时又要求你给他泡杯茶。

blowjob division belongs to the french kiss army. when french are nuked is called french toast.

“吹箫”部门隶属于法式吻军队。当法国人红果果时叫做法式土司。

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real.

今天，我意识到我有梦游症。上星期，那个我给我室友口交的梦，居然是他妈真的。

Stanford was getting a blowjob? l thought he would be.

史丹佛接受口交？我以为是他帮…

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

女人吹喇叭时会失控的呻吟。

Usually it is more like, "Oh my god, I got the sickest blowjob last night. . . " and that's the end of it.

通常是像这样，“天啊，昨天晚上吹箫真是糟透了……”然后，就没有了。

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob.

今天我GF用给我咬来贿赂我，因为我们晚上要和她爸妈去吃饭。