Chinamen

I'm guessing you Chinamen haven't watched Extreme Makeover: Home Edition before?

我猜你们中国人以前没瞧过《彻底改变之——家庭再造》吧？

The word was supposed to be as outdated as those sinister little Chinamen saltshakers I saw in thrift shops.

照理说，它应该像我在旧货店里看到的那些阴险的中国小人盐瓶一样被淘汰了。

Ketut speaks like the wise old Chinamen in classic kung fu movies, a form of English you could call "Grasshopperese," because you could insert the endearment "Grasshopper" into the middle of any sentence and it sounds very wise. "Ah-you have very lucky good fortune, Grasshopper..."

赖爷说起话来像经典功夫片里聪明的中国老人，某种可称为“蚱蜢式”的英语，因为你可以把亲爱的“蚱蜢”插入任何句子当中，听起来非常聪明。“啊——你的命很好，蚱蜢……”