A hands-on father of Brooklyn, 16, Romeo, 12, Cruz, 10, and Harper, 4, Beckham says he's getting the most ribbing from his eldest: "Brooklyn was the one who was like, 'Are you sure it's not me that's meant to be there today?'"

'If I'm not me then who the hell am I?' he asks anxiously, but his dilemma doesn't much matter, since he's no more a full-fleshed character than the hordes of robocops chasing after him.

他在影片中焦急地问道：如果我不是我，那我到底是谁？但他的困惑无关紧要，因为他不再是一个血肉丰满的角色，与那群追杀他的机器战警无甚差别。

Miss, you need to get out from behind the counter now before I... Uh, please take her, not me.

小姐，你最好现在就从柜台后面出来，否则我就…你要人质抓她吧，别抓我。

Pathetic not me, I allow myself to feel what sharp distress I might cos I am only flesh and bones.

可悲吗，不，就让我尽情地感受这一切所给我带来的痛吧。因为，我不过是平凡无奇的一个人罢了。

It's not me who's askedfora divorce. I don't want a divorce.

不是我申请离婚，我可不想离婚。

Hey, set me free, go and find somebody else and make her fall in love, but not me.

嘿，放过我吧，去找别人让她恋爱，不要找我。

You're very lucky you're not me, let me tell you.

让我告诉你，你不是我，真幸运。

If I am, then what is not me? he wonders.

奇异地，有无数个声音跟他在一起大喊。

Someone else will be looking for you, not me.

不是我来了是别人来。

Try to aim and hit them, not me.

瞄准他们射击，别射我。

Zhuang zi said, "You are not me, and how could you know that I can't tell whether the fish is joyous or not?"

庄子说：“你又不是鱼，你怎么会知道我不懂得鱼的快乐呢？”

"Kelly, you ran the race, not me."

"凯莉,是你跑的,不是我。"

Elvin: You said it, not me.

艾文：这是你说的，我可没吭声。

You brought this on your own men, not me.

你得带来你自己的人，不是我的。

This is not me talking. it's a scientific fact.

这不是我在胡说，有科学依据的。

B No, not me.

B不，不是我。

Everybody is fighting for their dreams, why not me?

每个都在为自己的梦想奋斗，为什么我不？

All wrong! Ho! It's not me! It was designed by a drunk! Hey!

都错了！嗬！这并不是我！画，它是由一个喝醉了！嘿！

From now on, you must take good care of themselves, although you is not me, but your future is me.

从现在开始，你要好好保重身体，虽然现在你还不是我的，但你的未来是我的。

"It sounds like you have a problem, not me," the cow said.

"听起来是你遇到了问题,不是我,"奶牛说。

However, our "Property Law" is not mentioned.

但是，我们的《物权法》并没有提及。