These ugly power plays tell your partner that he or she doesn't count at all in your eyes.

But that doesn't count as the first thing, okay?

这不算是第一件事吧？

Predicting the rain doesn't count;

预测下雨无济于事；

I mean, it doesn't count.

我的意思是这又不算数。

The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing.

投票根本没有任何的作用

Halfway doesn't count, nor do good intentions or high hopes.

半途而废、好意、或高期望都不算。

I was making a joke, and being stalked doesn't count as work.

我是在开玩笑，而且被跟踪也算不上是工作内容。

And officials from Europe and the U.S. say, it doesn't count.

而来自欧洲和美国官员表示投票不能算数。

Doesn't count the same as being arrested for murder.

和因谋杀罪被捕不可同日而语。

I mean, it doesn't count. Yes, it does.

我的意思是这又不算数不确实算数

You didn't shut your eyes before you made the wish, so it doesn't count!

你祈求实现愿望时没闭上眼睛，所以不算数！

Aw... You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

你知道四人约会不能算成两次约会的吧。

In classical Darwinian evolution, individual learning doesn't count for much.

在经典的达尔文进化中，个体的学习并不重要。

Note: "free coffee" doesn't count as a pro.

注：“免费咖啡”不能算做优点。

You might think that turtle racing doesn't count as a forgotten sport because it is still practiced today, but there are few similarities between the old and current versions aside from the name.

也许有人认为乌龟赛跑不算被历史遗忘，因为现如今这项运动仍然存在，但除名字相似以外，古今两个版本的乌龟赛跑再无相像之处。

My opinion doesn't count for anything around here.

我的看法在这儿毫不受重视。

What happened in the past doesn't count, now is all that really counts.

过去发生过什么并不重要，现在才是需要把握的。

It doesn't count if it was you, sir.

如果是你的话，那就不算，先生

Example: I don't really like her; she's just my rebound girl. This rebound relationship doesn't count.

我其实不喜欢她啦，她就是个备胎而已，这段感情不算数。

I know I'm just a servant and my word doesn't count for anything.

我知道我不过是个仆人，人微言轻。

So the sexual balance doesn't count?

所以说并没有考虑性别平衡什么的？