Who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

Well, the one from me's not wrapped, so it doesn't count

.我送的没有包装，所以不算是礼物。

If they don't do it for this program, it really doesn't count against them.

如果他们不为程序撰写文档，确确实实对他们没有好处。

The individual doesn't count much in the situation.

在这种情形下，个人没什么作用。

These ugly power plays tell your partner that he or she doesn't count at all in your eyes.

这些丑陋的暴力行径会让你的另一半感到：他（她）在你眼里不重要。

But that doesn't count as the first thing, okay?

这不算是第一件事吧？

Predicting the rain doesn't count;

预测下雨无济于事；

I mean, it doesn't count.

我的意思是这又不算数。

The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing.

投票根本没有任何的作用

Halfway doesn't count, nor do good intentions or high hopes.

半途而废、好意、或高期望都不算。

I was making a joke, and being stalked doesn't count as work.

我是在开玩笑，而且被跟踪也算不上是工作内容。

And officials from Europe and the U.S. say, it doesn't count.

而来自欧洲和美国官员表示投票不能算数。

Doesn't count the same as being arrested for murder.

和因谋杀罪被捕不可同日而语。

I mean, it doesn't count. Yes, it does.

我的意思是这又不算数不确实算数

You didn't shut your eyes before you made the wish, so it doesn't count!

你祈求实现愿望时没闭上眼睛，所以不算数！

Aw... You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

你知道四人约会不能算成两次约会的吧。

In classical Darwinian evolution, individual learning doesn't count for much.

在经典的达尔文进化中，个体的学习并不重要。

Note: "free coffee" doesn't count as a pro.

注：“免费咖啡”不能算做优点。

You might think that turtle racing doesn't count as a forgotten sport because it is still practiced today, but there are few similarities between the old and current versions aside from the name.

也许有人认为乌龟赛跑不算被历史遗忘，因为现如今这项运动仍然存在，但除名字相似以外，古今两个版本的乌龟赛跑再无相像之处。

My opinion doesn't count for anything around here.

我的看法在这儿毫不受重视。

What happened in the past doesn't count, now is all that really counts.

过去发生过什么并不重要，现在才是需要把握的。