Remember it doesn't count if the consent isn't mutual...

That doesn't count.

那可不算数。

And the bird certainly doesn't count the berries.

而且鸟肯定不会数浆果的数量。

Running under the hurdles doesn't count as track.

从跨栏下方跑过不算是田径好吗。

Who says sending roses to yourself doesn't count?

谁说给自己送花不算数？

Well, the one from me's not wrapped, so it doesn't count

.我送的没有包装，所以不算是礼物。

If they don't do it for this program, it really doesn't count against them.

如果他们不为程序撰写文档，确确实实对他们没有好处。

The individual doesn't count much in the situation.

在这种情形下，个人没什么作用。

These ugly power plays tell your partner that he or she doesn't count at all in your eyes.

这些丑陋的暴力行径会让你的另一半感到：他（她）在你眼里不重要。

But that doesn't count as the first thing, okay?

这不算是第一件事吧？

Predicting the rain doesn't count;

预测下雨无济于事；

I mean, it doesn't count.

我的意思是这又不算数。

The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing.

投票根本没有任何的作用

Halfway doesn't count, nor do good intentions or high hopes.

半途而废、好意、或高期望都不算。

I was making a joke, and being stalked doesn't count as work.

我是在开玩笑，而且被跟踪也算不上是工作内容。

And officials from Europe and the U.S. say, it doesn't count.

而来自欧洲和美国官员表示投票不能算数。

Doesn't count the same as being arrested for murder.

和因谋杀罪被捕不可同日而语。

I mean, it doesn't count. Yes, it does.

我的意思是这又不算数不确实算数

You didn't shut your eyes before you made the wish, so it doesn't count!

你祈求实现愿望时没闭上眼睛，所以不算数！

Aw... You are aware that a double date doesn't count as two dates.

你知道四人约会不能算成两次约会的吧。

In classical Darwinian evolution, individual learning doesn't count for much.

在经典的达尔文进化中，个体的学习并不重要。